Hiding presents

I said to the missus, "How do we stop the kids from finding their Christmas presents?"
She said, "Put them in the loft."
I said,
She said, "Put them in the loft."
I said,
Spoiler:
Website is currently experiencing unusually high level of visits
http://icserver.no-ip.biz/coventry/
http://icserver.no-ip.biz/coventry/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=76645