Ladies at lunch (a bit rude!)

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Ladies at lunch (a bit rude!)

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:37 am

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

The second woman responded, "Oh, that;s nothing. I'm thinking of having my :censored: bleached!"

"Whoa," replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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