Get a job!

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. "When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me."
"Wow," I said. "Did you work in some big corporation?"
"No," he said.
"Wow," I said. "Did you work in some big corporation?"
"No," he said.
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