Can't blame me for asking

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Can't blame me for asking

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 27, 2022 11:33 am

I was in Tesco earlier, and I said to the checkout lady, "This has got today's date on it, Love. Can I get something knocked off?"

She said,
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"Do you want the :censored: newspaper or not?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Can't blame me for asking

Postby dutchman » Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:49 pm

:lol:
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