The school gates

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The school gates

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 06, 2022 8:24 am

I stood outside the school dropping my son off this morning when a mother started crying beside me.

"Are you ok?" I asked.

"It's my daughter's first day," she said. "I'm just worried that she won't fit in because of her weight."

"Well,
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the doors are a bit narrow," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The school gates

Postby dutchman » Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:04 pm

:lol:
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