Wedding

Scottish bloke: "Am wearin' a kilt tae ma weddin'."
His pal: "Aye, whit's the tartan?"
Scottish bloke: "Nae sure.
His pal: "Aye, whit's the tartan?"
Scottish bloke: "Nae sure.
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