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Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:37 am

My wife sent me a text last week, "when you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you"

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Re: Wife's text

Postby dutchman » Thu Aug 11, 2022 2:23 pm

:lol:
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