Wife tells lies

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Wife tells lies

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:26 am

"That wife of mine is a liar.” Said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.

“How do you know?” the friend asked.

“She didn’t come home last night, and when I asked her where she’d been, she said she’d spent the night with her sister, Shirley.”

“So?” the friend replied.

“So, she’s a liar.
Spoiler:
I spent the night with her sister Shirley!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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