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Ran into the ex...

PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2022 2:39 pm
by rebbonk
I bumped into my ex in town today. I asked her how her new boyfriend was.

"He's twice the man you'll ever be!" she said with a smug look on her face. "How's your new girlfriend?"

"Luckily, she's half the woman you'll ever be,
Spoiler:
you fat cow!"