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Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman....

PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:22 am
by rebbonk
Englishman , Irishman , Scotsman go for an interview for a job.

They are sitting outside the boss's office .

The door opens and the Englishman is called in - 1 minute later he comes back out .

Irishman - '' That was quick - what did he ask you ?''

Englishman - '' He held up his right hand and asked 'which hand am I holding up?' - I said your right hand and he said - 'you can have a job.'''

Irishman - '' hmmmm''

The door opens and the Scotsman is called in - 1 minute later he comes back out .

Irishman - '' Blimey , that was quick as well - what did he ask you ?''

Scotsman- '' He held up his left hand and asked 'which hand am I holding up?' - I said your left hand and he said - 'you can have a job.'''

Irishman - '' hmmmm ''

The door opens and the Irish man is called in .

On entering the room, the boss is at the sink, washing his hands.

'' Hey, '' shouts the Irishman - ''that's cheating
Spoiler:
- you're shuffling them''