Speed dating

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Speed dating

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 28, 2022 1:54 pm

I went Speed Dating once.

"Have you got any pets?" one girl asked.

"Yeah, a goldfish."

"Any hobbies?" she said.

"Yes.
Spoiler:
He loves swimming!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Speed dating

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:50 am

:lol:
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