Winning the lottery

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Winning the lottery

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 09, 2022 1:22 pm

Three women were talking about what they'd do if they won the lottery...

"I'd buy a big house and a holiday home with a nice car, " said the first.

"I'd buy diamonds and jewellery and get myself a fit toyboy, " said the second.

Spoiler:
"I'd have Lurpak on toast done under the grill. " said the third.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Winning the lottery

Postby dutchman » Sat Jul 09, 2022 5:39 pm

:lol:
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