Out hunting

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Out hunting

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:45 am

Two guys are out hunting deer.

The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"No," the second guy says.

"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.

"Oh," says the second guy.

A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"See what?" the second guy asks.

"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."

"Oh."

A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"

By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"

And the first guy says:
Spoiler:
"Then why did you step in it?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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