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Antique

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:23 am
by rebbonk
A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."

"Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that."

"Why not asked the customer?"
Spoiler:
"Because that's my husband."