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Pork pie

PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:39 pm
by rebbonk
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie sellotaped to his head...

Barman: "Excuse me, why have you got a pork pie sellotaped to your head?"

Man: "I do this every Tuesday!"

Barman: "But it's Thursday today!"

Man:
Spoiler:
"Oh I must look a right tw@t!"