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A few Q & As

PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:52 am
by rebbonk
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A.
Spoiler:
A navel.


Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A.
Spoiler:
Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.


Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A.
Spoiler:
Love doesn't last forever.


Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A.
Spoiler:
ET phoned home.


Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A.
Spoiler:
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.