Frozen chickens

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Frozen chickens

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:47 am

A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at a branch of Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these chickens get any bigger?'

The assistant replied,
Spoiler:
'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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