Hillary Clinton is pregnant!

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Hillary Clinton is pregnant!

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:41 am

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up only to find out that she's pregnant.

She is furious.

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well... what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again: "DID YOU HEAR ME?"

Finally, she hear Bill's very, very, quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper.... he says:
Spoiler:
"Who's speaking?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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