3AM noise

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3AM noise

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 04, 2022 12:33 pm

At 3am this morning I heard a noise. Looking out of the window I saw my neighbour crack a man across the head and start to dig a hole to bury him.

"You'll never guess what I've just seen," I said to my wife.

"What?" she said.

"The guy next door has
Spoiler:
still got my shovel!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 3AM noise

Postby dutchman » Thu May 05, 2022 12:49 am

:lol:
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