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Out with the wife

PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 1:23 pm
by rebbonk
I was walking down the road talking to the wife when suddenly I realised she was 50 yards behind me.

"Come on!" I shouted.

"I've got a stone in my shoe," she replied.

I said,
Spoiler:
"You've got 19 in the other one, now get a move on chubbs!"