Contractions are only 2 minutes apart

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Contractions are only 2 minutes apart

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:31 am

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts Paddy,
Spoiler:
"this is her husband!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Contractions are only 2 minutes apart

Postby pollyanna » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:28 pm

:lol:
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