Warning for men

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Warning for men

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:37 am

TESCO's SCAM -

This is a warning to men who may be regular Tesco or Asda customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get a few odd's and ends has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 25-26 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy little T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Nov 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th & 24th. Also Dec 1st, 4th, twice on the 5th, 8th, 11th, three times last Saturday and it's very likely to happen again this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Poundshop have decent wallets on offer for £0.99 each.
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