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Spotted!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 12:00 pm
by rebbonk
My new girlfriend saw me coming out of the men’s toilets in a pub wearing my overalls and carrying a toolbox:

“What are you doing?” She shouted, “you told me that you worked in protection.”

“I do” I replied,
Spoiler:
“I’ve just fixed the condom machine.”