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F*rt

PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 1:47 pm
by rebbonk
I silently f*rted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt.

After a few seconds, my wife shouted, "Bl**dy hell you dirty s*d, that stinks!"

It must have been pretty bad.
Spoiler:
She was downstairs at the time!