Dead wife
As my wife lay dead on the floor with blood still seeping from the gaping wound the inspector said to me, "OK, in your own words, tell me what happened."
"I don't know, it was an accident, I was cleaning it and it just went off, "I answered.
"Sir,
"I don't know, it was an accident, I was cleaning it and it just went off, "I answered.
"Sir,
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