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In court

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 12:52 pm
by rebbonk
Lawyer: Did you kill him?

Me: No.

Lawyer: Do you know what the punishment is for committing perjury?

Me:
Spoiler:
Much less than murder.

Re: In court

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 1:54 pm
by dutchman
:lol: