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Public toilet

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:16 am

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

Again, I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?'

The next thing I heard him say was 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some :censored: in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'
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