Lunch break
Paddy and Mick are on their lunch break when Mick says "Would you like one of my sarnies?"
Paddy takes a bite and chokes "URRGGH, what the heck's in that?"
"Crab paste." replies Mick.
"Where the heck did you get it?" asks Paddy
Paddy takes a bite and chokes "URRGGH, what the heck's in that?"
"Crab paste." replies Mick.
"Where the heck did you get it?" asks Paddy
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