I want a divorce!

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I want a divorce!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:59 am

A Polish man married an English girl after he had been in England a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -"very quick".

The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?

POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your
questions is yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?

POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?

POLE: NO, she white.

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?

POLE: SHE going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at the drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I want a divorce!

Postby pollyanna » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:50 am

:rolling:




Thanks for the early morning laughs Rebbonk :thumbsup:
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Re: I want a divorce!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:54 am

My pleasure, I just hope my sense of humour doesn't offend anyone
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I want a divorce!

Postby pollyanna » Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:55 am

Doesn't offend me Rebbonk - if you don't like 'em you don't read 'em - simple as that.

Trouble is I don't have time to read them all ;)
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