Boris speaks...
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 2:45 pmChange is good” said Boris.
“Can’t argue with that” say the UK public “but now we’ve used all of ours to pay the gas bill”
“Take these” said Boris, proffering £4.5 billion worth of unsuitable PPE, “you can burn these to keep warm, s*d the climate change activists and clean air fetishists and when you’ve used it all up, I will have miles of red tape for you to burn.”
“Thanks” replied the UK public, “have this P45 in exchange”
If only Carlsberg did happy endings.
“Can’t argue with that” say the UK public “but now we’ve used all of ours to pay the gas bill”
“Take these” said Boris, proffering £4.5 billion worth of unsuitable PPE, “you can burn these to keep warm, s*d the climate change activists and clean air fetishists and when you’ve used it all up, I will have miles of red tape for you to burn.”
“Thanks” replied the UK public, “have this P45 in exchange”
If only Carlsberg did happy endings.