Scouser shopping
A Scouse woman walks into a well-to-do clothes shop and says to the assistant, "I'd like an animal skin coat."
"Certainly Madam. What fur?"
"Certainly Madam. What fur?"
Spoiler:
Website is subject to occasional intereference from an unknown source...
http://icserver.no-ip.biz/coventry/
http://icserver.no-ip.biz/coventry/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=72723