He went to the farmhouse and knocked on the door and a woman opened it and he said: 'I appear to have killed your cockerel. I'd like to replace him.'
She said: 'Please yourself,
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Dead cockerel
by rebbonk » Thu Jan 27, 2022 2:45 pm
A guy was driving down a country lane and he ran over a cockerel and he was very upset.
He went to the farmhouse and knocked on the door and a woman opened it and he said: 'I appear to have killed your cockerel. I'd like to replace him.'
She said: 'Please yourself,
He went to the farmhouse and knocked on the door and a woman opened it and he said: 'I appear to have killed your cockerel. I'd like to replace him.'
She said: 'Please yourself,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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