Looking in the newspaper the other day and saw an advert for a talking dog and thought I'd go check it out...
I get there and I see the big husky and say; "Do you really talk?"
"Yes!"
"So what've you accomplished so far?"
"I won Krufts 5 times, run 3 marathons and saved 18 lives!"
I've never seen anything like it so I go to the man and ask why he's selling it, he replies;
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