Dwarf neighbour
I saw my dwarf neighbour at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"
off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little sh*t," I thought, as I
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"
"What an ungrateful little sh*t," I thought, as I
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