Scouser gets a job
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:18 pmI was interviewing candidates for a job helping out with the cattle on my farm. Literally the second guy came in and said straight away - "Alright la, I'm from Liverpool. I'm a Scouser!"
"Liverpool you say. Fantastic. Say no more. You've got the job. I'll take you to the cow" - I said offering my hand in congratulations.
We shook hands but he looked confused and said - "Just like that? Don't you want to interview me first? And why straight to the cow?"
"Cos you said you're a Scouser" - I replied. "I know that no matter what happens,
"Liverpool you say. Fantastic. Say no more. You've got the job. I'll take you to the cow" - I said offering my hand in congratulations.
We shook hands but he looked confused and said - "Just like that? Don't you want to interview me first? And why straight to the cow?"
"Cos you said you're a Scouser" - I replied. "I know that no matter what happens,
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