She's leaving me
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:25 pmMy wife said she was leaving me because I'm lazy and never do any DIY.
'Don't let the front door hit your fat ar$e on the way out!' I shouted.
'There's not much chance of that,' she replied,
'Don't let the front door hit your fat ar$e on the way out!' I shouted.
'There's not much chance of that,' she replied,
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