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Drunk

PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:26 am
by rebbonk
A drunk is staggering down the street with one foot on the kerb and the other in the gutter.

A policeman stops him and says, "You're drunk."

To which the drunk replies,
Spoiler:
"Thank God! I thought I was crippled."