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And they say romance is dead...

Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:15 am

Lying in bed with Mrs Dutchman the other night she mentioned that having sex with me reminds her of that Bonnie Tyler song.

I said what? "Holding Out For A Hero?", "Total Eclipse of the Heart?"

She said no,
Spoiler:
"Faster Than the Speed of Light!" :oops:

Re: And they say romance is dead...

Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:21 pm

:lol:
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