An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and "no name" is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the "no name". Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.
"I have a name for the "no name" toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.