Off on me hols
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:00 pmI told my neighbour I was going on holiday and he asked me to bring him back two hundred cigarettes.
Yesterday I knocked on his door and said “I've got your cigs, you owe me £130”
He said “£130? Where hell have you been?”
Yesterday I knocked on his door and said “I've got your cigs, you owe me £130”
He said “£130? Where hell have you been?”
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