Taxi ride

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Taxi ride

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:57 pm

I got into a taxi and told the driver to take me to a place fifty miles away.

When we arrived, I got him to sit for an hour with the engine running, then told him to take me home.

When we got back he asked, 'What was the purpose of that journey?'

I replied,
Spoiler:
'It was just cheaper than sitting in the house with the heating on.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Taxi ride

Postby dutchman » Tue Nov 09, 2021 8:40 pm

:lol:
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