COP agreement

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COP agreement

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:31 pm

An agreement reached in Glasgow as 137 national leaders finally agree measures to save the planet.

All government departments will now stop using typewriters and as a result, all unused stocks of (no longer required) carbon paper will be removed from the environment by dumping them in landfill sites.

However, the problem of what to do with stocks of Tipp-ex still remains unresolved.

“All’s well that ends well’” gasped a euphoric Bill in delight at the prospect of governments everywhere migrating upwards to
Spoiler:
Windows 98 and the ‘paperless office’.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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