Christmas offer?

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Christmas offer?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:05 pm

"Would you like one of those things that tests your blood pressure For Christmas?" My wife asked.

I replied, "You can s*d off [spoiler]if you think your mum's coming for dinner again."[/spoiler]
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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