Killed by a spider

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Killed by a spider

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:11 pm

I said to the barman, 'My wife was killed by a spider.'

He said, 'Bl**dy hell, that's unusual! What kind was it, tarantula or Black Widow?'

I replied, 'Nah,
Spoiler:
Alfa Romeo.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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