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Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:49 am

I started my new job today. My boss handed me £5 and said "First things first, I need you to go down to the shops and buy me a glass hammer, a skirting board ladder and a bubble for a spirit level".

I laughed and said, "Do you really think I'm that stupid...?"

He sniggered "What do you mean?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"That lot is going to cost more than five quid!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: New job

Postby dutchman » Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:33 pm

:lol:
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