Scar

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Scar

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 15, 2021 11:58 am

A bloke in the pub asked me, 'Where did you get that scar along your eyebrow?'

I replied, 'Well, when I've had a skinful I sometimes get into arguments.'

'Who was that one with, then?'

Spoiler:
'Gravity.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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