Pint of lager

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Pint of lager

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:07 pm

In the pub last night, I asked the barmaid for a pint of lager.

She left a gap at the top of the glass.

I asked, "Is there room in that for some lime or lemonade?"

"Yes." She replied.

I said,
Spoiler:
"Fill it with lager then.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pint of lager

Postby dutchman » Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:34 pm

:lol:
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