Small boy and the priest

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Small boy and the priest

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:14 am

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.

He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

To which the boy replies,
Spoiler:
"Now we run!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Small boy and the priest

Postby dutchman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:32 pm

:yellow_grin: I assumed this was going to be something rude :yellow_grin:
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