Dog mess

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Dog mess

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 30, 2021 12:58 pm

I knocked on my neighbour's door.

"There's dog mess all over my drive."

"Oh yeah, jump to conclusions again," he said, "What makes you think my Harvey's responsible?"

"Because I'm pretty sure I recognised him
Spoiler:
just before he disappeared under the car."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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