He pokes through the contents and comes upon an old tarnished brass lamp. He starts polishing it... and low and behold, a genie pops out and grants him three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold beer on my desk right now."
POOF! Suddenly there's a frosty brew right in front of him.
"For my second wish, I want to be on a tropical island surrounded by beautiful women."
POOF! Suddenly he's lying on the beach in Mazatlan, Mexico surrounded by babes.
"And, finally, for my third wish I'd like to never have to work again."
POOF!
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